Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, catch a kid (or husband) by the toe and if they holler' never, ever, EVER!!!!!!! Let it go :)

Seriously, every fiber of my being wants to repay whoever left me this present. Be afraid whoever did this, be very afraid!!!! How dare you play to my weakness! 

Scared the Java out of me!!! I screamed so loud the neighbors could have heard me. So much for my quiet cup of coffee and a book. I need a doctor!!!